For the music, see YouTube (starts at 50 seconds). Any singer or Gilbert and Sullivan Society is welcome to take the words and run with them – please let me know when you do.
I am the very model of a modern climate heretic,
I quibble and prevaricate, and cherry-pick each statistic,
I fulminate and froth a bit and calumnate the lot of it,
I am the very model of a modern climate heretic.
They say that burning fossil fuels is warming up the atmosphere,
That all our greenhouse gases will eliminate the biosphere,
But since there is a God above who’s always looking after us,
There’s little sense in worrying about a weak hypothesis.